Foodbeast has an article about an armchair that will fill your beer while you sit. It’s guaranteed to get rid of your embarrassing stumble to the kitchen to get another beer in the 4th quarter, so now your friends can hear your Madden-esque, Joe Buck or Steve Smith inspired in depth ramblings of the game nonstop, instead of sneaking out.
This feels geared toward college students who’ll go on about how that’s “totally what I’d get if I won the lottery” and people who want their living room to smell like beer.
If you’re too lazy to get up and get a beer this chair will do nothing for you except take up the room currently occupied by your mini fridge/end table.
The people who will like this the most are women of alcoholic husbands since the more time their AAphobic men sit in the chair, the easier it will be to outrun them; now that his only exercise is gone.