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Some Quick Wit For Monday
Here are 32 of the wittiest comebacks of all time, thanks to BuzzFeed. All the jokes I wrote for this intro pale in comparison, so I’ll just take my leave.
LSD NO HITTER: The True Story of Doc Ellis
This is an awesome animation perfect for the holiday today. This is a amazing animation from No Mas and artist James Blagden. As with all artists and independents we feature on this site, please show them some love. You can e-mail, like them on YouTube or Facebook or whatever, or buy something from them. It doesn’t matter how small the token when people are doing great work let’s recognize them for it. It’s lonely out there.
Happy Holiday
From the mouth of High Times here is the official explanation of the holiday today. There are many debates but today is not a day of debating, it’s a day of relaxing and fun and probably some arguments, but the crazy kind where you debate who would win in a fight Ernest Hemingway or Teddy Roosevelt. Or surmise that it must be the newest alien to the crew that has to do the anal probes, “Gary, you’re the new guy. You’ll probably just find ass up there, but just in case … get to probing.”
And We're Back... (Try not to be paranoid of the COPS today)
For anyone that noticed this site hasn’t been updating in like three weeks. That’s because I’m super lazy and had other stuff to do. However, today is 4/20 so I figured most people needed as much entertainment as possible today. There is no work happening. All those people who are working around you; they’re just pretending.
For our first post back here is a little vertical image to help you be a little less paranoid of the cops today. They’re not all bad.
Linsay Lohan As Hot As A 66 Year-Old Woman or Debbi Harry Starts New Carreer As Lohan Impersonator
Apparently some paparazzi were taking pictures of Lindsay Lohan exiting her hotel in New York only to find out it was really Debbi Harry. The story was broken by the Daily Mail presumably after they paid Lohan prices for Harry photos, but still had some columns to fill.
Art!!! - Glasgow Docks - John Atkinson Grimshaw
I’m surprised the isn’t used by more goth bands as a album cover. For more of his work check this out.
…And he looked as cool as this.
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE WITH MORE WALL SPACE THAN BOOKS
TABLE READ FOR FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
Here’s a vid of Jason Segel singing Dracula’s Lament from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Kinda interesting especially considering this was a real musical Segel was working on.
(Source: youtube.com)
Happy Tuesday You Breakdancing Dog You
THE GENIUS OF JCVD IS THAT HE WORKS THIS INTO EVERY MOVIE…
On the flip side it was his suggestion to add it to “My Left Foot” which lost him the role to Daniel Day Lewis
FREEBIE FRIDAY - Command & Conquer - Tiberian Sun
Happy Friday all you gamers or would be gamers out there; this one’s for you. It’s like Christmas came early, if Christmas was all explosions like the 4th of July. I’d say it was like the 4th of July came early, except that sounds dumb. Have a good weekend ignoring your friends and playing this game.
PHILLY GUY JAMMING CELL PHONES ON THE BUS
There is this guy in Philly who is using a cell phone jammer on the bus to shut people up when he finds their conversation annoying. I initially wrote about how dumb this was and I hope someone caught him and followed him around for a day jamming every call he made. However, as I am writing this I am sitting on a bench waiting for a bus and this woman is blaring into her phone that “it’s a free for all. When I’m single I’m single and when I’m not, I’ll go home with anyone. I’m a giver. I can’t help it.” This has gone on for about 15 minutes now and if I had a cell phone jammer I’d hit her with it. So maybe I can’t judge this guy too harshly, but it’s still a dick move.
ART!!! - Sidecar Restaurant in Venice - …-Wink-…
I love LA Noir and this picture screams it. If you’re reading this James Ellroy, if you ever return to write LA crime stories, get this guy to shoot your cover.
TECHNO VIKING ACTION FIGURE!!
Everyone should have this guy as their hero. Why? Because he rescues ladies, dances like a badass and only needs water as thanks. For those who don’t know what I am talking about click here.
This is allegedly being put out by Square Enix.
SO I WAS READING THROUGH MY FBI FILE...
Apparently you have a right to view the file the FBI has on you. This company will send the request for $30, however, if you want to just get it from the FBI it’s only $18 so you can choose how you do it. Being a little skeptical of anything I don’t know if this company is legit or not and I don’t know if requesting your file puts you on a terrorist watch list. At any rate, you can scrap the plans to lower yourself from the ceiling to access a secure computer and just send them a nice letter.
(Source: google.com)
